Today I told Henry the Handful, age 6, about my gallbladder surgery. He then listed all of this friends who have had surgery. Went to the bathroom. When he came back, declared at the top of his lungs, “MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK WAS CONSTIPATED!”
Me, age old, “Facebook?! You have an account?!”
HTH, “No. No. No. Oops preschool. My friend from PRE-SCHOOL. But. He. Was. CONSTIPATED! Bad.”
