Henry on the Art of Entertaining

Me - Age Old: “Henry, would you like to pick up that used band-aid you left right there?”

Henry - Age 6: “No, I would not… Blood… Blood is VERY entertaining. I mean, for instance, what if a scientist came over? He would want to look at the blood through a microscope! And if we didn’t have that band-aid he would be bored. That is rude.”

ARE YOU TAKING NOTES INA GARTEN?!